thorhead:

USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses

Here’s a diagram to help you understand


richwhitelesbian:

in cases of legitimate abortion, the baby has ways of shutting that all down. usually by growing to a massive size and crushing the mother in what’s known as “reverse abortion”



i like my men unattainable and out of my league 


  • Me: Party at my house, bring your computers.

Aufwiedersehen



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— my essay (due tomorrow)

just found out Bolt will be in Zurich one day before me


okay so is there a legitimate reason why we can’t have Olympics every year??