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i don’t think people understand that when i watch something, i don’t look for the gay

the gay looks for me

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Eurovision Semi-final number zwei

• yay both of our neighbours (Lithuania and Estonia) got to the final. How embarrassing for Latvia.
• Norway’s guy is so similar to Saade that I hate him immediately for even trying to look like the flawless Swede
• Malta was pretty okay
• Turkey omg we laughed the whole time about them being fishermen. Kinda liked it though
• The Netherlands was cuuuuute!
• I had heard Sweden’s song before, I don’t think it’s exceptionally good as a song but the performance was different than the others so I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets a decent place in the final
• all in all I think this was a bit weaker than the first semi final
• obviously the highlight for me was seeing Rybak, my precious babe. Oh and Lena looked gooooorgeous!!

Eurovision Semi-final number eins

• Latvia (my country. duh.) didn’t get through. Not surprised
• Denmark was ok imo so i’m cool with them going
• Israel was so weirdly-psychedelic that I liked it. Didn’t get through though
• Ireland, wow, what a shocker haha. I actually enjoyed them last year, this one was a bit meh
• How the fuck does a girl singing about basically wanting to get it on with a guy get to the final? I’m looking at you ‘ī want your aphrodisiac’. Dear lord. I shouldn’t be surprised I guess
• Moldova’s backing dancers had amazing dresses!!!
• Knew about Russia before so I’ve already had my crazy dances to this song
• How the eff did Switzerland not get in the final? They had a catchy song and the brothers are both kinda cute!
• Obviously I’m saving the best for last. AUSTRIA FUCKING NAILED IT OMG, I’m not even joking I’m in love with this ridiculous song! Woki mit deim uuuh uuuuh!!
• can’t wait for Thursday! I’m such a badass haha

Eurovision final a.k.a. I have no life

• I’m completely okay with Sweden winning, the song was catchy and her performance was really good
• I’m glad Germany got as far as it did because at first it literally seemed like no one was going to vote for them. Liked the song, liked the guy, like Germany, wunderbar
• Really happy about Lithuania and Estonia getting pretty good votes, yay neighbours (even more embarrassing for Latvia)
• Denmark=ROBBED. The song was so good and the girl’s voice was amazing and what the hell was this voting
• One of Lordi announcing Finland’s votes = best thing about eurovision haha

yeah buddy it’s that time again

hands down favourite time of the year is heeeere!

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